Lousy plot is as follows: Two robots are duking it out Dragon Ball Z-style in outer space and crash-land on Earth. These problems, combined with the lousy plot, sometimes make it impossible to take the game seriously, let alone enjoy it.

(вЂњIвЂ™m Aqua Man, but you can call me Handsome Guy!вЂќ Ew.) Oh, and the twenty unbearable seconds of one particular cutscene where Mega Man screams and shrieks continuously might cause anyone just passing by to call the cops on you.

The master robotsвЂ™ voices are fine, but their dialogue occasionally leaves something to be desired. What bothers me most is that most of the main voices donвЂ™t quite fit, and a few voices, such as Dr. In general, the actorsвЂ™ performances range from passable to poor, but IвЂ™m willing to let it slide a little bit (except when Mega Man pronounces вЂњBassвЂќ as вЂњBassвЂќ-thatвЂ™s just embarrassing). Light sounds like Elmer Fudd, and when it was revealed that Mega Man is, in fact, a little girl. Imagine my reaction when I discovered that Dr. Wily sounded like an insane Albert Einstein, and Rush was like a robot Scooby-Doo. Light was a respectable gentleman with a British accent, Dr. I had expected the voice acting to follow in the footsteps of the Mega Man cartoon show, where Mega Man was an enthusiastic young man, Dr. And I donвЂ™t mean Charge ManвЂ™s weapon I mean Charge Man himself, thrown by Mega Man at high speed.ДЄh, but thatвЂ™s forgivable when compared to the anime cutscenes that appear throughout the game. Anybody whoвЂ™s played Mega Man 4 knows that Bright ManвЂ™s weapon defeats Pharaoh Man, not Charge Man, who, I might add, is in a totally different game. Mega Man 8 begins with a full-motion anime video that is a sort of retrospective of his previous adventures, showcasing all the main characters and depicting boss battles that reveal how little research the video creators did. The jokes are already getting cold, and if I keep it up, I wonвЂ™t be able to finish this review in 30 minutes or less. OK, itвЂ™s time I cut the extended pizza metaphor. Mega Man 8 introduces plenty of new ideas, but too many of them are half-baked. The pizzas come out of the oven with slightly burnt crusts, and who knows what they taste like, but what matters is that they look and sound pretty.Д¬ongratulations! YouвЂ™ve just baked Mega Man 8!Д«uried under all those toppings is a decent game that is worthy of the Mega Man name, but unfortunately, the things that arenвЂ™t so appealing cannot easily be scraped off. You stick with some of the same basic ingredients youвЂ™ve always used, but now youвЂ™re throwing in pineapple chunks and gumballs and whole jalapeГ±o peppers. TheyвЂ™re not quite identical, but theyвЂ™re close enough. Maybe itвЂ™s because youвЂ™ve just been rearranging the same ingredients, or perhaps itвЂ™s because that layer of cheese hidden in the crust was only a surprise the first time. YouвЂ™ve gotten really good at making pizzas over the last ten years or so, but some of your critics say that a few of your more recent pizzas have tasted pretty much the same. Suppose it is your job to bake just one pizza every 1-2 years, and itвЂ™s pizza time once more.

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